Sunday, November 17, 2024

Penis Swamp Demon

2 days later, Necfut wanted to do some fishing and the Druid promised they could camp near some wetlands. During the fishing, the party noticed a helpless victim floating on a log in the water. It was a bloody and beaten human. When the party revived him, the man explained he was a local fisherman whose family was taken by a demon swamp monster. The party offered to rescue his family and headed deeper into the wetlands. After awhile, the party was ambushed by the demon swamp monster: a large, black rubbery beast with 8 long penis appendages and masked face. The creature would shoot jism and spooge at their faces, blinding it's enemies. It would also Grapple and strangle with its 10ft Tentacle penises. The party fought valiantly, but the beast was about to decimate the clansmen, until a large alligator chomped the beast, freeing the partu from its phallic clutches. The beast died, dissolving into muck with in the water. The alligator was actually the druid, disappointed that the party almost died, which would disgrace the clan by failing in their duty to protect the wagons. The party also learned the family of the fisherman they saved was killed by the beast. It was a sad finish, but they lived to fight another day.

1 comment:

  1. I was a little upset the druid did not accept my thrown fish during combat. But now know where I need to focus my food distribution to. (Felonious)

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